Transcript of Petra the talking Parrot’s unedited video on Youtube.

This is a typical Evening with Petra, the Congo African Grey.
Starts off with us turning the lights back on. Here is what she says:

Petra’s unedited video
beep. Come here step up. beep. ok here step up. good girl. come here step up. Lets get you a scratch scratch. Oscar. Petra want an animal Planet. animal planet dance dance woo! YOu’re so funny. come here scratch scratch scratch. beep. Scratch scratch scratch. Good girl. So proud of you. Beep. Come here step up. OH good. Dance Dance Dance. Dance dance woo! Petra good girl go potty. Beep. Dance good boy dance. Petra say Orange. Google. Google Planet. Animal Planet. Petra say Animal Planet. Beep. click click. Petra what are ya doin? Come here step up, I got a peanut. I’m like okay. Scratch scratch scratch. Petra what are you doing. Beep. Google. GOOOGAL. On Animal Planet. Google. Animal Planet. Petra be on it. Beep beep. Google. Good boy. Animal Planet. Animal Planet. Petra want a peanut. I want a peanut. ?????? Come here step up. Beep Beep. POO! (She then poops and looks at it) Pistachiooooo! I want a PistachiOOOOO! Come here step up. LEt’s get a peanut. YOu’re such a good girl Petra. I love you Petra. Beep beep. Google. Whatcha say? Beep. Anap….???? Beep Beep. I love you bye bye. Hold on. Scratch Scratch. Scratch Scratch Scratch. Beep. Petra want an Animal Planet. Beep. Come here step up. Beep. Good girl Petra. So proud of you. Come here step up. Let’s get you a peanut. Oscar you put your pretties up. You put your pretty…dance Dance Dance Dance woo! Beep Beep. Okay google. All lights off (You got it, turning off three lights) Beep. Dance Dance Dance Woo! La La La. Beep. Come here step up. Let’s get your peanut. We’re so proud of you. Beep. dance dance dance woo! Snort. Beep. I love you bye bye. beep. I love you bye bye. bye bye. woo. goo-goo-gal. (clicks. then Water drop sound) beep. come here step up. Let’s get your animal planet. Petra say your name. Orange ??? Okay I love you bye bye. beep. Animal Planet. OH BOY! Google. Beep beep. Animal P P P. Alexa All lights on.(It didn’t hear her) Bye bye (Thunder outside) sneezes. ??? Petra. Pretty Petra. clicks. scratch scratch. Scratch scratch scratch. LA LA LA. Hello Oscar. beep beep. Dance dance dance woo! ooo! Alexa. … Google… beep. Beep. ????? Where are you? Whatcha doin? Beep. Petra come here Scratch Scratch. scratch scratch scratch scratch ????? Can you wave? Where are you? Beep. ????? Beep. Beep. Okay google. All lights on (It turned on but didn’t hear her) You are such a good girl Petra. Come here step up lets get a peanut. Beep. Good girl Petra. So proud of Petra. Where’s your laser?!?!? Pew Pew Pew Pew! Beep. Say how many? Bye bye! click. Jack come here (our dog) Jack Jack come here. (Calls dog sounds) (Makes an anvil dropping sound. followed by a splat)
*Makes me wonder if she called the dog over to squish him lol*
Love you. Scratch Scratch. clicks. You’re a very good dog. HellloooO! clicks. Alexa. All lights on. scratch scratch. Come here. clicks. Animal Planet. Petra’s gonna be on… ????? Sneezes. Alexa. All lights on. okay. beep. tweet. beep. google ????? oop. (Imatates Oscar the rose breasted cockatoo saying WINNER WINNER WINNER in his squeaky voice.) Alexa. on. yes. orange yes orange yes orange animal planet animal. oooh. beep. good girl petra. come here step up lets get your p. okay google all lights on (She said ALLLIGHTSON so fast that the Amazon echo thought she said Alexa and turned on). okay google all lights on. I love you bye bye(Google misunderstood. You got it turning 3 lights off.) beep. Good girl good girl!!!! good girl! good good girl. Petra ?????? beep beep. animal planet. You wanna be on animal planet. ??? orange. Beep. beep. Come here step up I’ll get your peanut. good girl you are such a good girl. I love you Petra. I love you bye bye! I love you bye bye! (mimics Door shutting) Okay. I love you bye bye. Bye bye. Woo. you’re such a good girl Petra. I love you Oscar. Come here step up. LEt’s get you a peanut. Animal planet. Animal Planet. Animal Planet. Ann. Animal Planet. okay google. … good girl. scratch scratch scratch scratch good. ????? woo woo. clicks. Hi. ??? What are you doin. Okay. I love you bye bye. Bye bye. jack jack come here (Calls dog sounds) You Want a treat? woo woo woo woo (Water drop sounds) clicks. phone ring then a drop splat sound. Chirp. Animal Planet. Animal Planet. Petra on Animal Planet. ??? Good girl Petra. Say Google Planet. Animal Planet. okay google selfie bird. Beep. (In Oscar’s squeaky voice says “Whatcha doin. Whatcha doin oscar? dance dance dance dance dance”) Alexa all lights on. (Your device is not set up for calling and messaging but you can enable it in the alexa app) Google Planet. Animal Planet. Thank you google. Planet. Animal planet. Petra ????? mimics a hammer sound including her head banging up and down. okay google all lights off. okay google all lights off. Jack Jack come on lets go. Clicks. Google planet. Animal planet. Petra say AnaAna Woo! oohoh (in Oscar’s voice “Whatcha doin?”) clicks and bangs. woo. (drops food. gets water.) ??? (Drops more food. eats.)
And that’s all with the dryer going on in the back ground.
Birds talk a lot in the morning and the evening. Petra talks a lot. All the time. lol

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